i can’t fucking read
My brain really needed to take a dump
So I was doing word associations, and this was the best segment:
razzleberry, glitter, mariah carey, train whistles
Shit, tumbla, I miss you.
I was just reading some of my old janx and I am pretty funny. You’re welcome.
I stopped reading tumblr for a long time because I got anxious because I missed a bunch while I was away somewhere, but now I think I am back, and also I have to go get ready for work now and that makes me want to cry a deep and endless ocean of tears. The sweet sweet tears of unfathomable sadness.
- Andy: if you want to fight the crank stank
- Andy: you gotta walk the sleep plank
- Andy: WALK IT.
The internet is a vast coagulation of fucktards with a nice sweet outer shell, exactly the width of a human hair. It tastes amazing for 10 seconds, then you realize that half of that bite you took tastes like rotting garbage.
—Andy
oh gawd, tomblr, i’m so sorry i’ve been neglecting you. seems like you’ve been doing okay without me. i guess you probably haven’t missed me that much. well whatever, fuck you too, here’s the haircut i got.
hung this on my wall today
killing me won’t bring back your god damn honey
(Source: urmean2computer)
