You’re like David Carradine with your sage wisdom today (in his Kung Fu role… not his dying from masturbating thing).
i got so mad at work today i feel sick now
manchildren of the world: i hate you. i hate all of you. even with decades of study you’d never be capable of understanding the depth, the nuance, the richness of my hatred for you.
i had a friend in DC who was a segway tour guide and one time he tried to get me to ride a segway. i really didn’t want to but he kept insisting and after turning bright red, starting to sweating profusely, and standing on it for about three seconds, i had to get off of it to avoid throwing up/terror death.
sometimes i’ve just HAD IT