We at Poor Richard’s News would like to thank Elizabeth Warren for reminding us again why progressivism sucks. She recently gave a speech in which she listed what she calls “The 11 Commandments of Progressivism” (I call it the “Anti-Bill-of-Rights”, but whatever. Pot-ay-to, Pot-ah-to). As you…
Warning: I am dumber for having read this.
Q:Faith has just as much of a place in science as reason, empiricism, and trial and error. You can't get results from experimental procedure without the guidance of a higher power. Take evolution for example, evolution could never have occurred without god being the catalyst behind it.
To say we live and die alone’s not true
Because, you know, we have to share the loo
And though we enter in these stalls alone
The village must protect the porcelain throne.
The walls are yellow, yes, the light is dim
But there’s no reason we need feel so grim
If each of us will simply turn around
And check the john’s left nicer than ‘twas found.
A plumbing paradise is in our reach
(though Owings Mills will never be the beach)
For we are colleagues, walking the same road
So all of us should honor the commode.
It’s entirely possible that I have just finished writing three stanzas of rhyming iambic pentameter about bathroom courtesy to post in the stalls at work.
I feel like dog shit on a summer’s day, thanks for asking, how are you?