this gross dude-shaped mistake i dated for 2 weeks is now apparently a writer for Jezebel. (If you’re a frequent visitor, he’s the one who flipped out on me in public because he thought I was going to force him to be a vegetarian. Also he ate nothing but hot pockets and Dr Pepper and then was like HOW COME I NO FEEL GOOD EVER.) jez sucks asshole anyway but i think it should be a law that people i want to forget about have to get off the internet for the rest of their lives.
i googled “how do i not feel like such a disgusting idiot tomorrow”
and a website of ann coulter quotes was in the top 5 results. google’s probably going to consume us all one day but at least they know a disgusting idiot when they see one.
This is Morgan Freeman :) He is our baby and he makes our life so much happier every day! Morgan Freeman was found at Animal Control by …
my brain’s a bitch so i’m reading pet rescue stories to soothe myself before i go to sleep and i just really want to congratulate these people on naming their dog morgan freeman. no puns, no jokes, just straight up morgan freeman.
i am a big dumb bump on a log.