January 2010
13 posts
sade:
Emily Grace & Noah Cyrus at a red carpet event.
Best use of one of the very best Strangers with Candy moments.
Today on my way home the snow almost caused me to do a complete 360 in my car. But since I was coasting at >10 mph, it was less X-treme sports and more slow motion vehicular ballet.
so many thoughts
Science Diet cat food was supposed to make my cat’s shit not smell so bad, but instead it just made it smell like somebody puked up a bunch of playdoh and then my cat ate that instead of his food.
Yesterday my most wholesome coworker called John Edwards a “slutbucket.”
I’m listening to Bad Religion. Is this 10th grade or something?
I’m in a weird spot right now, the kind where I end up sobbing at my blood relatives when I try to tell a simple story, where I babytalk to my cat way more than is advisable, and where I watch Harold and Maude and want to run away and spend the rest of my life being totally unconventional. That’s probably not gonna happen, dude. But it’s this headspace where I start making lists...
I love the insult "spaz" and I feel it is...
mykicks:
Bringin’ it back for ‘10.
I wish I could find a video clip of the episode of Buffy where the principal says, “Whoa, Summers, you drive like a SPAAAZZ!”
Here is where I will keep the things I wrote down...
“It’s kinda like a horse, and a zebra, and a dinosaur, and some sticks.” - Becky, on a giraffe at the zoo, 4/18/09
“There’s forks over there.” - Susan “Not for Glenn Griffin.” - Glenn 6/27/09
Brooks’s self-deprecating rap: “When I made that yo mama joke, I didn’t know yo mama was dead. That was WRONG.” 6/27/09
“I...
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If you were thinking about being an asshole to me...
I would advise against it. I am SICK TO DEATH of keeping my mouth shut to make things easier for people who think it’s cool to treat me like crap. You can disregard me, be rude to me, or anything else you like, but be prepared to get shut the fuck down.
This is the decade where I start saving all of my energy and all of my kindness for those who recognize my worth, which I am coming to...