Some people look at porn, I look at this.
i can’t fucking read
So I was doing word associations, and this was the best segment:
razzleberry, glitter, mariah carey, train whistles
I was just reading some of my old janx and I am pretty funny. You’re welcome.
I stopped reading tumblr for a long time because I got anxious because I missed a bunch while I was away somewhere, but now I think I am back, and also I have to go get ready for work now and that makes me want to cry a deep and endless ocean of tears. The sweet sweet tears of unfathomable sadness.
“The internet is a vast coagulation of fucktards with a nice sweet outer shell, exactly the width of a human hair. It tastes amazing for 10 seconds, then you realize that half of that bite you took tastes like rotting garbage.” — Andy
oh gawd, tomblr, i’m so sorry i’ve been neglecting you. seems like you’ve been doing okay without me. i guess you probably haven’t missed me that much. well whatever, fuck you too, here’s the haircut i got.
hung this on my wall today
[video]
killing me won’t bring back your god damn honey
(Source: urmean2computer)