in no way is that your job.

In which I avert crises with my MEMORY ALONE

One time, I tried to be fiscally responsible so I signed up for mint.com. I will occasionally receive “CAUTION - LOW BALANCE IN ACCOUNT _____” e-mails from them, which make me panic until I think, no wait, I already knew I didn’t have any money. Crisis averted.

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